Kaiba says he can defeat him because he tested his deck on Yu-Gi-Oh online. Yugi transforms into Yami and walks into the Duel Dome to face Kaiba. As Yugi escapes he is picked up by Mokuba and takes him to his house to pick up his deck so he can duel Kaiba.Īs they leave the Gameshop, Joey and Tristan see him and run after the car. He leaves Tea and Grandpa to take the punishment because he won't survive in prison. Yugi wakes up and sees that the mummy is gone. Kaiba is attacked by Anubis who says "Seires Degdirba Eht :Oturan Hctaw," which means "Watch Naruto: The Abridged Series" backwards. Yugi suddenly has a vision about a duel between him and Kaiba directed by David Lynch. He tells them about Anubis and how he was stopped by Yami 5000 years ago with the Dagger of Fate and shows him Anubis' mummy. They meet up with Yugi's grandpa who is there to see stuff that is almost as old as he is.
He then takes two cards from Pegasus' card-box that can defeat Yugi, but Pegasus tells him he might be in serious danger since there only was one card but Kaiba pretends to not hear him.Īt the museum Yugi ignores Tea's sexual moves and goes to see a blue pyramid that resembles his puzzle.
Pegasus replies that: "This coming from the guy who flies around in a jet shaped like a dragon", which cause Kaiba to launch an all out attack on Pegasus. Since Dark Magician Girl is the hottest monster in the game this causes Kaiba to think Pegasus has serious issues. Pegasus plays the Fanservice-card summoning Toon Gemini Elf and Toon Dark Magician Girl. Tea takes him away to the local museum, so she can seduce him. As Yugi and his friends are leaving school they are stopped by a angry mob of Yu-Gi-Oh fans who hates Yugi because of the 4Kids' version of the series. Pegasus however makes sexual moves against Kaiba, much to his dislike. Next day Kaiba travels to Pegasus to get some cards that can defeat Yugi. Later that night a spirit arrives to Pegasus and place cards in his card-box and gives Pegasus weird dreams and making him feel as bad as when The Spice Girls broke up.
At the same time Kaiba makes a attempt to find a way to defeat Yugi,crashing his computer because his ego is too big to simulate. The Card Games channel is airing a 24-hour marathon with Yu-Gi-Oh! episodes, something that makes fans of the Yu-Gi-Oh TCG furious. After transforming back into Yugi, his grandpa arrives and asks if he has tried to summon the forces of darkness in his room again. Meanwhile in Japan Yugi is assaulted by a group of monsters and Kuriboh, but transforms into Yami a la He-Man and mind crushes the monsters - in stereo. As Yugi completes the puzzle the discoverers are trapped and one is very quick to force the others to drink their own urine. Meanwhile a group discoverers finds the long lost tomb of Anubis. Yugi, a 15 year old who has not gone through puberty, is working on a old puzzle so that he can use its magical powers to get his revenge on the girls who refused to go out with him. And so, the people of Egypt were forced to spend their time building pyramids, which, ironically, was just as tedious as playing card games. Then, one day, a nameless Egyptian pharaoh with ridiculous hair decided to lock the magic away, so that its evil could never fall into the wrong hands. So in order to pass the time, they started killing each other with magical powers. The narrator tells us that thousands of years ago, people were very bored, because card games hadn't been invented yet.
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The movie starts by giving different definitions of the title in the style of Pulp Fiction. 1.5 Action Sequence That Doesn't Involve Card Games.